I like things.

Lots of things.

Animals.

Like tigers.

Ever seen a blue tiger?

Didn't think ya did.

But that's okay.

'Cause there's only green ones that I know of.

What?

No, I'm not color blind.

Why do you ask?

Oh.

...

I also like fanfictions.

Mostly writing them, but that's okay too.

'Cause if you don't write 'em, they're so much better.

Huh?

That doesn't make sense?

Accourse it does!

...

I'm skinny.

And... tall.

And have bad eyesight.

Not really.

I wear glasses, though.

They say my eyes are bad.

And that they're trying to fix them.

But I don't believe 'em.

'Cause... eyedoctors are money hungry.

Did you know that money is pink on the inside?

...Accourse money has insides!

...Are you calling me a liar?

I guess you are...

I don't like Inu Yasha.

Terrible show.

All dramatic.

And when it's not dramatic...

It's got lame humour.

And no, I didn't spell humour wrong.

That's how great writers spell it.

So I spell it that way.

Got a problem with it?

No?

Good.

I like writing lists.

Although...

It feels like bragging sometimes.

And I don't like to brag.

Did I ever tell you about the time I wrestled a tiger and then ripped it to shreds?

...No?

Good.

'Cause I didn't do it.

Surprised?

No?

Good.

'Cause I wouldn't want you to be.

Gee...

This is long.

Very long...

And maybe I should stop.

But what if I don't wanna?

...What?

...You're bored?

...

...

...

I don't like you.

So there.

And I snerf you.

Snerf = pwnage.

Therefore...

I pwn you.

Got a problem with it?

I don't care.

Go tell your mommy.

Haha.

...Meh.